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Join Date: 20 Sep 2011
Location:  KuwaitPosts: 100 |
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Ek Science key ustaad ek shagird sey: Batao Rasheed seb (apple) dahrakt sey nichey hi kyon gheerta hey - upper kyon nahi jata - shagird ustaad sey: is liye key upper khaney walla koyee nahi hota.
chay piiney ko aake, chay piiney ko aake, saucer churake chali gayi, abhi full meals ko aari, kya karthi ki kya ki…….. pahaley iich mulakat me , pahaley iich mulakat me , five star me chuna lagai, abhi date pe leke jao bolri, kya karthi ki kya ki………. sagai sagai bolkey, sagai sagai bolkey, puri shopping karali, abhi shadi shadi bolri kya karthi ki kya ki……. Ek company mein interviewan chalte rehte. Job ke vaste select honay ki ye sharat rehti- Kamaskam lafzon mein interview dena. Pehla candate darwaze pe khatkhat maarkay poochta- "Please may I come in Sir?" Interview laynay wala sonchta- "Ari iski... inay andar aanay ke vastayich chhay lafzan boldiya"- Reject. Doosra candate darwaza kholkay poochta- "May I come in?" Interview laynay wala phir sonchta- "Ye kya hogaya dalindaroun ku? Inay bi moo kholtay kich char lafz boldiya.."- Reject. Apnay teesre candate jo hai so maa Chunnu Miyan urf Ghacchup ki Mithaee rehte... ab dhan-te-daan bolkay kiraaaak panay se darwaza kholkay poochtay- "Ghusoon?" |
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Join Date: 18 Jul 2010
Location: KuwaitPosts: 274 |
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