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Join Date: 27 Oct 2010
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Jokes for past time |
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hi,
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskra shayari pe shayari bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!! sorry aaakjj it was just ajoke Give LAUGH 2 all But SMILE 2 one... Give TIME 2 all But LIFE 2 one... Give LOVE 2 all But HEART 2 one... Let Everybody Love U But U Love Only One... Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? "Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means , " With Idiot For Ever !!!" WISH U SWEETEST SUNDAY MARVELOUSE MONDAY TASTY TUESDAY WONDERFUL WEDNESSDAY THANKFUL THURSDAY FRIENDLY FRIDAY SUCCESSFUL SATURDAY Evolution of man :- 1. shade ke phle :- Hero no 1 2. shade ke baad :- Coolie no 1 3. shade ke phle :- ‘Maine pyar kiya’ 4. shade ke baad :- Ye maine kya kiya 5. shade ke phle :- Jaaneman maat jao 6. shade ke baad :- Jaan mat khao 7. shade ke phle :- Tum bin raha na jae 8. shade ke baad :- Tum ko saha na jae 9. shade ke phle :- Kuch to bolo 10. shade ke baad :- Ab chup ho jao 11. shade ke phle :- I LOVE YOU 12. shade ke baad :- Aaj fir aalu ? 13. shade ke phle :- milne kab aaogi 14. shade ke baad :- mayke kab jaogi  |
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