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Join Date: 27 Oct 2010
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Mareez : Mujhe Ajib si Bimari Ho Gai Hai, Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunai Nahi Deta.
Hakim: Yeh bimari nahin hai. Tum par Allah Ki REHMAT Hai. Har mard is bimari ke liye dua karta hai. Why do most Indian women request God for the same husband in the next life? Because efforts taken to train him in this life should not go to waste! GOD SAID, "I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE, SO I CREATED MOTHER". DEVIL REPLIED, "EVEN I CANNOT BE EVERYWHERE , SO I CREATED MOTHER-IN-LAW "!! Santa's son was filling An Application form.... The form asked about "Mother Tongue"? Son: Papa main ethe ki likhan? Santa: Likh puttar very LONG AND UNCONTROLLABLE... Bhikhari: 10 Rupye de do mobile recharge karke Girlfriend ko phone karna hai Sardar: Wah bikhari ne bi girlfriend banai hai Bikhari: Nahi. Girlfriend ne Bikhari banaya hai.. Biggest mystery of Maths: Thousands of years passed, millions of theorems derived, krores of formulas made but still X is unknown & *** is well known A priest & a Bania were sitting together in the airplane on a flight. When drinks were being served, Bania ordered rum. Flight attendant then asked the priest whether he'd like a drink. Priest retorts: I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips. Bania returns drink saying, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice..!" Man: I heard our milkman bragging to the watchman that he has seduced every woman in our building, except one. Wife: I am sure that must be the shorty on 5th floor. She is not worth it.  |
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