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Join Date: 27 Oct 2010
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1) Marwadi man in ICU breathing his last "My wife r u here?" "Ya dear" My beti r u here? "Ya papa" My son r u here? "Yes dad" KAMEENO fir dukan pe kaun hai? 3) Boss: You are like a lion in the office. Wat about at home? Emp: Sir, I am a lion at home too, but over ther Goddess Durga sits on the lion... 5) Innocent reply. Kid: Teacher, can i go to the bathroom? Teacher - (Correcting him) May i go to the bathroom? Kid: Ok, But i asked 1st :-) 7) Who was the first person to have a laptop? Gues... Its bhagwan Shivshankar! Parvathi on lap & Ganga on top. Shambho Shankara!! 8) Pintu was having a habit of eating nails of his hands.. So his parents sent him to yoga guru Baba Ramdev for treatment. Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs :-) 10) Behind every successful student there is a good teacher. Behind every failed student there is a...............? ? ? ? Beautiful Teacher ;-) 11) NON SMOKERS - I hate cigarette so I dont touch it.... SMOKERS - I too hate cigarette. So.... "I BURN IT..!" Rishta wahi... Soch nayi....... 12) Great Words...... "This Life is too Short Even to Get a Full sleep... I Don't know how people find time for Study.." Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. An embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. |
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