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Join Date: 25 May 2010
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Indian Budget 2012 - 13 By Central Finance Minister Mr. Pranab Mukherjee. |
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Alagu Raj - Chennai,இநà¯à®¤à®¿à®¯à®¾
2012-03-17 07:14:35 IST Report Abuse   
Tax Structure in India - Funny but TRUE..... TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA 1) Qus. : What are you doing? Ans. : Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX 2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business? Ans. : Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX 3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods? Ans. : From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI 4) Qus. : What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans. : Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX 5) Qus. : How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of divid Tax : Pay divid distribution Tax 6) Qus. : Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans. : Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY 7) Qus. : Do you have Office / Warehouse/ Factory? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX 8) Qus. : Do you have Staff? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX 9) Qus. : Doing business in Millions? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum nate Tax 10) Qus. : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans. : Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX 11) Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans. : Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX 12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX 13) Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX 14) Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans. : Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX 15) Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX 16) Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans. : Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX 17) Qus.: Have you purchased House? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE 18) Qus.: How you Travel? Ans. : Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE 19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.&39s TAX 20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans. : Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY 21) Qus.: Do you own a Vehicle? Ans.: Yes Tax: Pay Road Tax 22) Qus.: Do you drive a Vehicle? Ans.: Yes Tax: Pay Toll Tax 23) INDIAN :: Can I Die Now?? Ans :: WAIT WE ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH THE FUNERAL TAX Share this comment SAKSH 1955, Cumbum Valley Indian.    
Mr. Alagu Raj, Chennai, India read your " Tax Structure in India ". This is 200% true. Thanks. Budget means putting the hand on the head of the public. The Govt. should find the routes to give the public a low price & tax free life in all spheres. The politicians in the Central & and in all State Govts appetite themselves only ; don't care about the public. But care about getting their ( Public ) votes only in its time to rob more & more by hook or crook. The British Rulers after a long run rule in India looted the Indian resources to a very great extent and went away. In addition, the Indian Politicians being the nationals are also looting to their credit by the slogan " India is by the people, from the people and for the people". A Political Party in India do not try to show the public that during their rule India reached the development to such an extent, more benevolent projects were executed and the public is living peacefully. If it happens, the then becoming ruling party will do its best to excel the Ex-ruling party. This is the fact ought to be. We could not find such a caliber in any of the Indian Ruling Parties. On the contrary, every party is trying to fill up their pockets only. This is Indian Democracy. |
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